Idea

Ok, so I found some back roads and used those to go to and from work today which was much less stressful than taking these insane highways. However, I still got lost 3 or 4 times. So, my final getting lost act was simple. I didn't turn early enough for my road so I had to go across the highway and make a U-turn. So, I made the turn and was waiting at the light to come back across the road and, oblivious to me I was sitting in the wrong place in the "waiting to cross the road line" which infuriated a man who was trying to get beside me in the line coming from what I believe was a bank on the side of the road. So, he maneuvered beside me and gave me a large armed "WTF!?" look, to which I simply smiled and waved a pathetic "sorry". Well, this purely was not enough for the man who, as I turned my head forward, launched into what looked like an uncontrollable hatred spasm directed towards his window in my direction. I didn't look at him for fear of death, but definitely saw some flailing, pointing, I believe cursing, and rage; so much rage. Anyway Here's what I've got today:


So I'm watching Worst Case Scenario with the amazing Bear Grylls and I've come up with a couple alternate scenarios he didn't cover:

Worst Case Scenario:
0) You've got a bad haircut, how to rectify the situation
1) A British man is following you on a lonely road
2) Your dog won't stop shedding and you've got bad allergies
3) Your wallet is in your back pocket. The pocket is buttoned and you have jam on your hands
4) You spent the night with your concubine while telling your wife you were working late. Concubine's lipstick is on your collar.
5) Your new favorite song didn't sync on your iPhone - you're already in the car.
6) You forgot your pants this morning.
7) That guy from the Bourne Identity is hiding in your basement and you can't figure out how to describe him to the authorities